Picture it. Chicago, 2009: Last week during Oprah's Karaoke Challenge.
I'm sitting on the couch with N. Oprah has just announced that (eventual winner) Abraham McDonald has performed.
N: That's your cousin?
Me: Nah. Same plantation, though.
N: *Blank, yet mildly disguted stare*
She underappreciates my humor. She really does.
20 hours ago