here are thoughts on day 4:
i fucking hate msnbc and these crying black women they've chosen to interview.
dear obamanuts: if elected, he will disappoint you. love, me.
i'll be re-reading octavia butler this weekend. i'm sure she covered this whole thing somewhere.
barack obama is officially nominated. and white people feel good about themselves.
i used to like keith olbermann--when he was an anchor on sportscenter.
why am i so thoroughly underwhelmed? *checking pulse now*
bubba clinton! the original black president.
wjc gets on stage and folks forget about all the clinton hate.
admit it: y'all would vote him a third term if you could.
michelle obama cannot even muster a smile with teeth. icy.
speaking of dentals, at what point during this speech did bill clinton start lying through his teeth?
"renewal of the battle against hiv/aids at home." good call, clint.
i think i'll call day three, "old white guy validation night."
bill clinton could've had the dnc's shortest speech if he had said what he wanted, which was, "i hope he loses."
"and what about katrina..." that's what's up, bill.
political conventions are very much like las vegas: both inspire very tacky fashion.
bill clinton is way cooler than barack obama. and he doesn't even have the "benefit" of melanin!
bill clinton was a black preacher in a former life.
hmm... a black woman introduces joe biden, and talks about the violence against women act. still i say: ANITA HILL. ANITA HILL. ANITA HILL.
countless women get a second chance at life? maybe. second chance to put a justice on the supreme court? maybe not.
joe biden is boring me. i need him to say something inappropriate in 5...4...3...
i don't know why, but i keep thinking about all the right moves.
"freudian slip!" that's close to the joe i know.
"that's not change. that's more of the same." that's not very catchy. not even for a fast food commercial.
bruce springsteen. what an obvious choice.
...and there's the anointed one now.
shouts out his boo.
"hillary clinton rocked the house?" what is he? a hype man? from '83?
if barack "big ups" someone, i will enthusiastically vote for him. and make sure dead people vote for him, too-- chicago-style.
i wonder what the musical selections will be for bho tomorrow. personally, i'd love some lil wayne. it'll prolly be earth, wind, and fire or someone like that.. though, if you're gonna go 70s, i'd prefer parliament funkadelic. no, wait. he should play some lionel richie.
michelle got that, "that's my boo," look.
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