Last week's post on Kobe's faux pax and the subject matter of this week's entry are leading me to believe that I am fully committed to being unequivocally hated by my sister and my fellow homogays. That's right. I listened to Beyonce's recently leaked single, "Girls (Who Run the World)." And you know what? It's craptastic. And by "craptastic" I don't mean it in that "Oh my god, what a vacuous, yet catchy new Beyonce song. I think I'll shake my ass" type way. I mean "craptastic" in that "Neither the world's most powerful wind machine nor all the of glitter in the world could save this dissonant shit" type way.
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