Ok. So N has a 10-year-old daughter, E. We all went to the movies yesterday. She wanted to see The Chipmunks and I jokingly said I was going to go see Sherlock Holmes instead.
E: That [the idea that I didn't want to go to the movies with her] really hurts. [She was being mildly dramatic.]
Me: Take it up with your therapist in about 15 years.
I'm glad she got the joke. N gave me the side eye.
2 hours ago